"TOFFEE MAKES ME STICKY!!!!" - Mr. Pebbles, on being introduced during the tutorial adventure.
The (stupid) rock is a unique familiar added in DLC 16 as a new background option for familiars.
- Mr. Pebbles
You've always been averse to pets, thinking them as a waste of time. When you first started showing signs of magic, however, you stumbled across what can only be explained as an event of unbelievable luck! Unfortunately, your interpretation is that of bad luck, because as soon as you met him, he wouldn't shut up! Every attempt to rid yourself of his presence has proven futile as he always "magically" finds a way back onto your person...
And it sure doesn't help that everybody finds it a bit odd that you constantly argue with a rock.